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Language Rules

Specific limitations are placed on the use of offensive language in videos. The following charts outline guidelines for acceptable and unacceptable words. These lists are not exhaustive, but intended to indicate languages types and specifics to watch for. Of course, context is also important in the usage of a word. If a Moderator has any uncertainty about the appropriateness of a word not included in this list, or about an included word and its context, s/he should escalate the concern to management.

Vulgarity/Profanity

Allowed

Not Allowed

 

Anus

Arse

Ass

Barf

Bloody

Bollocks

Bootie

Bugger

Butt

Crack

Crap

Damn

Dingleberry

Fart

Frickin

God

Hell

Oh My God

Pee

Piss

Puke

Turd

Anal

Bullshit

Christ Almighty

Goddam

Holy Shit

Jesus Christ

Jesus Fucking Christ

Queef

Shit

         

 

Offensive (incl. Violence)

Allowed

Not Allowed

 

Balls

Beef

Bite Me

Blumpkin

Butthole

Do

Go Postal

Grind

Hump

Knockers

Lame Lay

Penis

Schlong

Screw

Screw You

Shag

Spank

Stupid

Tit

Vagina

Whack

 

69

Asshole

Bastard

Beat Off

Beaver

Biatch

Bitch

Blow Job

Bush

Camel Toe

Carpet Licker

Chink

Circle Jerk

Clit

Cock

Cock Sucker

Cootch

Cracker

Cum

Cunnilingus

Cunt

Dick

Dildo

 

Dirty Sanchez

Dyke

Eat Shit

Fag

Faggot

Fuck

Fuck You

Fucking

Got to Hell

Golden Shower

Gringo

Hard-On

Ho

Homo

Jackass

Jerk Off

Jizz

Kike

Lesbo

Lewinsky

 

Mother Fucker

Muff

Nigger

Pecker

Poofer

Prick

Pube

Pussy

Queer

Raghead

Retard

Rimming

Rusty Trombone

Shit

Son of a Bitch

Spaz

Spic

Teabagging

Titties

Towelback

Wetback

Whore

Wop

 

Nudity Rules

 

         
 

Allowed

Not Allowed

Overall

 

 

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No pubic hair

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No visible genitalia

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No visible anuses

 

Frontal Nudity (top)
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Male Torso

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Cleavage

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No areolas

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No nipples

Frontal Nudity (waist down)
bulletBikini cutes
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No pubic hair

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No visible genitalia

Sexual Behavior

 

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Kissing

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Sensuality

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No apparent sex acts

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No head in the groin of another person

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No depiction of "pantomiming" sexual acts

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No reference to bodily secretions

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No gestures of masturbation


Specific limitations on nudity are also important and are outlined in the above chart. As before, borderline or uncertain issues should be escalated to the management.

 

 
 
   
   
 
     
 
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